Mr. Vigeant, you have the chops, but you need a madtalent producer. I could do for you what Timbaland did for JT and One Republic. My first step would be to interject some strategic “Yeah”s into the remix. Then I’d lay down some sick beats on the 1 and 4. And of course, cowbell. Think about it.
So, my roommate ended up buying these cookies made by a company called “Late July” and they were really good! So, I started reading the box… and found the copy to be absolutely ridiculous.
I posted a picture of the text above.
The things I find the most ridiculous about the text:
1) They claim to bring their children to work with them almost every day.
2) The premise of being knee deep in sandcastles and having zero problems, if I were knee deep in sandcastles I think it would be quite the problem.
3) Organic vanilla being harvested from beautiful orchids… I picture a big machine ripping down beautiful fields of orchids and grinding them into the filling in my cookies.
Insomnia led me to creating a Jingle for the good people at Late July using the text on their box.
I am seriously going to send them an e-mail asking if they want to use it - I’ll post the response (if I get one).
