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WWJD?
A lot of people seem to wonder. Since we’ll ever be able to ever really find out, this is a matter for speculation. Thus…
Q: WWJD if he saw Internet porn?
A: Probably freak out…the computer and indoor lighting would blow his first
century mind!Q: WWJD if he caught Osama Bin Laden?
A: Maybe hang out? They’re both middle-eastern guys with beards.Q: WWJD if he could vote for Obama or McCain?
A: Assuming that someone could explain the notion of voting to him in
ancient Aramaic…he’d vote for Obama. Every non-American would!Q: WWJD if he found a dead hooker in his best friend’s trunk?
A: Bring her back to life and set her free. “But just this one time Steve.”Q: WWJD if he won tickets to see Vampire Weekend?
A: Kill Vampire Weekend and send them to hell where they belong. That is, if he
is indeed merciful…to everybody who’s not in a sucky pretentious college band.Q: WWJD if he got into a fight with Chuck Norris?
A: Lose. Badly.
