I’m getting tired of watching Obama getting pwned by McCain in this debate. Obama…for the last debate, feel free to use any and all of these cleverly crafted retorts:
1) Senator McCain..I think you need to turn up your hearing aid…that’s not what I said,
2) Senator McCain…I think you have confused the current Iraq war with the Boer war of 1899…
3) Shhh…Senator McCain…you seem confused. did you take all of your medicine today?
4) Senator McCain…that’s exactly what my grandfather said we should do about the economy.
5) Senator McCain…investor confidence is lower than your testicles…we need to act
6) John, to your credit, you have exceeded the life expectancy of a man of your times…
7) I’m sorry John, you’re lisping a bit. Do you need a minute to re-apply your denture fixative?
8) National security? I don’t think that Americans feel too secure knowing that we’re one bad fall away from “President Palin”…we just had eight years of stupid…it’s been done.
9) Whoah John, do you really think you should be talking about two-year plans at your age?
10) If you’re so goddam smart, why did it take you until the age of 73 to be a presidential candidate? I did it and I’m only 47 - Beeeotch!
